The wrong haircut will turn a man queer!
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In Nigeria, home of 419 spam, soccer players are being condemned for wearing braids, dreadlocks, and earrings. Sporting such things propagate homosexuality Nigerian football officials say.
Pity they don’t. (Being queer myself I of course comply with the Gay Agenda and seek to convert the entire world.)
Another reminder that it isn’t just Americans who are mighty silly.
“Our youths are now taking after our great football stars… don’t forget that in the developing world that the braiding of hair and ear-rings have a sense of homosexuality,” he said.
Some sports administrators feel a player should be banned from playing should he arrive on pitch with an unusual hairdo.

Comments
I don’t want to convert the whole world. Only the good-looking ones. :-) And since I happen to like interesting hair, braids and whatnot… well, maybe I should move to Nigeria.
Posted by: Sean | September 28, 2004 3:30 PM
I think San Francisco would be a much nicer place to live.
Posted by: Richard | September 28, 2004 7:40 PM