When Will Gay Male Athletes Be Able to Come Out of the Closet?
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There is only one way it can happen. Only one way America and its sports-drunken, gay-fearin’ men would ever reluctantly, grudgingly accept a gay sports star, and that’s if said star was already a king of his sport, a true superstar, a Michael Jordan or Barry Bonds or Peyton Manning, Tim Duncan or Michael Vick or Roger Clemens.
You know, big. Manly. Amazing talent. Stats so impressive and feats so astounding and records so undeniable that they cannot be dismissed and the grunting fans will have to say, “Well yeah, he may be gay, but man that guy can play, and I shall accept him because he’s a great competitor.”
They may slap each other’s butts, but are they gay?
